Feb 8th 2010 By: Caleb Goellner

    Who Dat! Neil Gaiman Writing 2011 Episode Of 'Doctor Who'

    Fankind's favorite BBC science fiction series is about to gain one of the UK's most celebrated talents. Neil Gaiman is writing a 2011 episode of "Doctor Who."

    The Guardian reports Gaiman will pen an episode for the show's next season. The announcement came at the SFX awards where the author won the best comic prize for "Batman: Whatever Happened to the Caped Crusader."

    In his acceptance speech, Gaiman teased that his episode would take about 14 months to air and that it was originally entitled "The House of Nothing," but that it "...definitely isn't called that anymore."

    Gaiman's episode will reportedly star Matt Smith, the eleventh actor to don the role of "The Doctor," whose new adventures begin later this year.

    Fans will have a little longer than that to finally catch the Gaiman-penned episode, but what's a little patience for a potential payoff like this?

    Feb 8th 2010 By: Josh Wigler

      Batman Is Out To Get You On Valentine's Day

      The only thing that Batman enjoys more than a BIF! BAM! POW! to the face is a nice chocolate covered bonbon. A fistful of chocolate bonbons right to the kisser is even better.

      Flickr user Andertoons has uncovered a classic set of Batman themed Valentine's Day Cards that Hallmark created back in 1966. It's best to read the various cards in Adam West's voice, making greetings like "I'm out to get you, VALENTINE," "You're just my SPEED, Valentine" and "Valentine, you really pack a WALLOP" all the more hilarious.

      If it wasn't apparent before, it's certainly clearer now that Bruce Wayne's thirst for justice is outmatched only by the love in his heart. I always thought that a hero like Batman would go in the other direction - especially since his parents were gunned down in cold blood right in front of him and various other loved ones lost their lives thanks to similar acts of violence - but I suppose that if the Grinch's heart can grow three sizes, the World's Greatest Detective's can make some room for romance as well.

      Check out the full gallery after the jump.

      Feb 8th 2010 By: Chris Sims

        Absolute Justice? More Like Absolute Just Shut Up Already

        Last week, the CW aired "Absolute Justice," a two-hour "Smallville" event --a.k.a. a two-part episode smashed into one double-sized time-slot -- that involved Clark Kent teaming up with some of the Golden Age heroes of the Justice Society. The hype machine for this one had been running full-tilt since hte first pictures of actors in costume as Dr. Fate, Stargirl and Hawkman hit the web, and if the intent was to draw new viewers, it certainly worked on me: I sat down to watch it Friday night having never seen an episode of "Smallville" in my life.

        The question, then, is whether any of those viewers are going to stick around for future installments of the long-running show, and in my case, I doubt that'll happen, because based purely on this one episode, I'm pretty sure that "Smallville" is not very good.

        There is, of course, the intrinsic problem with the show, which is that it's been running for nine years now without getting around to having Clark actually become Superman. Everything else is there: He's living in Metropolis, working at the Daily Planet with Lois Lane, heck, he even fought Doomsday last year. But because of the show's infamous edict promising "no tights, no flights," Clark seems to do an awful lot of standing around until it's time to put on his Neo-From-The-Matrix cosplay, which the producers apparently think is somehow less silly than the red and blue spandex.

        Incidentally, for those of you who were wondering, there actually is a way to make a Neo costume even more '90s than it already is: By taking it to the mall to get a silver Superman logo airbrushed onto it.

        Feb 8th 2010 By: Laura Hudson

          Neil Gaiman, Wil Wheaton Reenact 'XKCD' Strip



          There's a long, long history of "xkcd" fans reenacting the webcomic, but rarely by such high profile nerdlebrities as Neil Gaiman, Wil Wheaton, and Cory Doctorow, not to mention "Lawrence Lessig, Bruce Schneier, Jason Kottke, Google Zurich, Hank Green, MC Frontalot, Patrick & Teresa Nielsen Hayden, Mr. Toast, Miss Cellania, Team Genius, Phil Plait, Allan Amato, Maddy Gaiman, Charissa Gilreath, Belinda Casas, Chuck Martinez, Jeremy James, Joanna Gaunder, Lee Israel & Octavio Coleman Esq. of The Jejune Institute."

          This time around they've taken a strip titled "xkcd Loves the Discovery Channel" -- a tribute to the channel's "Boom-De-Yadda" commercial -- and refilmed it with the many, many guest stars above for a meta-tribute called "I Love xkcd." Check it out after the jump.

          Feb 8th 2010 By: Josh Wigler

            New 'Kick-Ass,' 'Green Hornet,' 'Iron Man' And DC Universe Classics On The Way Courtesy Of The New York Toy Fair

            The 2010 New York Toy Fair begins on February 13th and brings the promise of brand new toys both awesome and mediocre. As the show approaches, toy companies are starting to dish out some news on their upcoming wares, with several of these announcements having some serious significance for the comic book inclined.

            For one, Mezco has announced that they'll reveal "Kick-Ass," "Green Hornet," "Hellboy" and "Watchmen" products at Toy Fair. Mattel has announced a fourteenth wave of DC Universe Classics figures, with a line-up including but not limited to Alan Scott, Obsidian, Zatanna and the first ever official Kamandi action figure. There are also new Marvel Universe figures coming from Hasbro, including Juggernaut and Colossus, as well as new Iron Man 2 action figures like Titanium Man and Hulkbuster Iron Man.

            I realize that this is a lot of toy news to digest in one sitting, but it's best to get used to it now - when Toy Fair gets into full swing, there are sure to be many more action figure announcements and images to make your brain squeal with glee and explode with rage.

            Feb 8th 2010 By: Caleb Goellner

              Ed Brubaker and Mike Deodato Coming To 'Secret Avengers' In May

              If you thought the end of "Siege" would result in just one relaunched Avengers book this May, allow me to let you in on a little secret, "Secret Avengers," that is.

              Marvel's rolling out an all-new Avengers title sporting an as-yet unannounced roster, although today's teaser image reveals a somewhat...familiar silhouette (there's just no way it could be the ever-present Gorilla-Man from Agents of Atlas, right?! Right?!).

              One detail Marvel has loosed, however, is the book's creative team of Ed Brubaker and Mike Deodato. Both creators have plenty of Avengers experience; Brubaker with his celebrated "Captain America" run and Deodato with multiple "Avengers," or Avengers-related runs under his belt.

              It should be interesting to see what this "Secret" team could mean for the mainline Avengers, as well as the wider Marvel Universe. If fandom's suspicions about a certain gorilla are correct, could it mean changes for another team? Fans can find out this coming May.

              Feb 8th 2010 By: Caleb Goellner

                Japan Works To Convert 'Neon Genesis Evangelion' Fans Into Tourists

                With its reputation as a manga and anime metropolis (and Kaiju hub), Otaku don't need much convincing to trip out to Tokyo. For those requiring extra incentive, however, the Japan National Tourism Organization has put together a special map and poster designed to appeal to fans of Gainax's "Neon Genesis Evangelion."

                According to Anime News Network, JNTO has produced a tourism map marking locations of interest from "Evangelion's" Tokyo-3, an alternate version of the present-day prefecture where the bulk of the series takes place.

                A poster featuring character Rei Ayanami (sans Unit 00) also calls fans to action, inviting them to behold the majesty of Lake Ashi and Mt. Fuji up close.

                Personally, there's not a lot about the "Evangelion" universe that would entice a visit from me. Sure, a few emotionally damaged kids get to fight angels, but the average citizen of Tokyo-3 spends their days cowering beneath concrete as their city transforms Fortress Maximus-style to protect them from non-nuclear bomb blasts and monster laser eyes.

                Or perhaps the latest incarnation of the series has sprinkled in some sunnier moments? I haven't caught "Evangelion 2.0" yet, so it's entirely possible Tokyo-3 is a veritable tourist trap now.

                Feb 8th 2010 By: Chris Sims

                  "Human Target" Syndrome: Generic TV Pitches of Our Favorite Comics

                  Over the past few weeks, we caught a few episodes of FOX's "Human Target" TV series, and while we found it to be very enjoyable, it's also pretty generic.

                  In the comic book that the show is ostensibly based on, Christopher Chance isn't just a bodyguard, he's a master of disguise who protects people by actually assuming their identity and luring their would-be killers into striking so he can spring a trap. It's an aspect of the character that writer Peter Milligan and artists Edvin Biuković, Javier Pulido and Cliff Chiang used to explore complex themes of identity, loss of self and betrayal in the incredible (and extremely underrated) Vertigo run that garnered critical attention for the character after years of obscurity, including a failed early-90s TV show starring musician Rick Springfield.

                  By stripping away the theme that defined the character in the comics, they're creating something that's a lot closer to "The Rockford Files" than "Human Target." That's not necessarily a bad thing -- we here at ComicsAlliance love us some "Rockford" -- but it begs the question as to why they took the name at all. Sure, it's a great title, but does a Vertigo series that was canceled for low sales really have the name recognition that brings in viewers?

                  But who are we to fathom the whims of Hollywood? That's why we're hoping to get a piece of the action ourselves by pitching shows about our favorite comics that have nothing to do with their four-color counterparts! Let's see if we can't get a meeting based on these:


                  Wolverine
                  , except that he's not an immortal Canadian samurai mutant with enhanced senses and a healing factor. He's just a dude who really likes to stab people. For networks leery of devoting an hour of prime-time television to a show about stabbing, we've also got a similar pitch with Thor.