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Ultimate Avengers #6
Marvel Comics

Script: Mark Millar
Pencils: Carlos Pacheco
Inks: Dexter Vines
Colors: Justin Ponsor

Price: $3.99

Hilarity level of the writer referring to a comic that is entirely about a-holes punching each other as having "a complex plot that runs through my entire four arc run": Super-hilarious.Panels from "Ultimate Avengers" #6 (2010), script by Mark Millar:

Panels from "The Authority" #20 (2001), script by Mark Millar:

Mark.

Are you even trying anymore?