Another Reason You Can’t Bring Batman Anywhere

Spider-Man is the walking party of the Marvel Universe -- or at least, he talks like it -- so leave it to him to invite fellow Marvel heroes Daredevil and Wolverine, over for a friendly game of poker. Unfortunately for them, Spidey also invited someone else that you won't normally find in the Marvel U, someone who isn't known for his love of anything that doesn't involve brutal fisticuffs and vigilante justice. That someone, as you might have guessed, is Batman.

As we all know from his tragic origin story and continually grim pursuit of crime-fighting, Batman rarely has anything to smile about. He's a very serious, angry man who will take you down the second you throw on a second-rate Halloween costume, and judging by this fan comic, his real superpower may be his ability to bring a party to a grinding halt through sheer force of buzzkilll.