The ‘Batman XXX’ Trailer Is Mostly SFW, Hilarious

Owing to the fact that I have Google Alerts set up for "Batman," "Cesar Romero" and "Evan Stone,"

I've known about Alex Braun's porn parody of the 1966 "Batman" TV show for a while now, but this week saw the release of the official trailer:

Check out the full trailer after the jump! Mostly SFW, except for the fact that it's, you know, a porn trailer.

I've gotta say, in my opinion as a Professional Batmanologist, this thing looks hilarious, awesome, and hilariously awesome. For one thing, considering how good the costumes are and how new that footage of the Batmobile looks, this might be the first pornographic parody that actually has higher production values than the source material.

And secondly, the trailer is remarkably faithful to the source material--well, as faithful as you can be when Batgirl's going to be shtupping the Riddler. From the dead ringer for Neill Hamilton's Commissioner Gordon to the scene where "Bruce" and "Dick" are playing four simultaneous games of chess, a scene lifted directly from "The Purr-Fect Crime," the first Catwoman episode, it actually gets it right. Heck, they even went so far as to preserve the show's tactic of just painting over Cesar Romero's moustache.

Incidentally, "Cesar Romero's Moustache" is, as of right now, not yet a term for an astonishingly filthy sexual act. But this movie could change all that.

Anyway, based on those facts, I've got a couple of predictions. When this movie comes out, it will definitely include:

1. Dale DaBone quoting Adam West's infamous line "That single statement indicates to me the first oncoming thrusts of manhood, old chum."

and

2. A shot-for-shot recreation of the Siamese Human Knot.

Believe it.