Bigfoot is now on Twitter! Or at least the one from the illustrated Graham Roumieu books is, under the name @hellobigfoot. This particularly Bigfoot speaks in caveman English and is very self-aware, filthy, sensitive, and prone to extreme violence -- and hilarious.

The tweets speak with the same tone -- and Caveman English -- as the three Bigfoot books, "In Me Own Words: The Autobiography of Bigfoot" "Me Write Book: It Bigfoot Memoir " and "Bigfoot: I Not Dead."

Sample tweets:

-- Bigfoot absorb rain and cola like Shamwow
-- Jane Goodall, I sorry, Bigfoot not going to drunk-dial you again.
-- No better feeling than punch salmon out of air as it majestically leap upstream over waterfall.
-- Shhhhhh. Don't be scare. I just spooning you.