Everybody loves a good celebrity meltdown, and Charlie Sheen was recently gracious enough to offer us one so spectacular that it approaches apotheosis, surpassing even the time Britney Spears shaved her head and attacked a car with an umbrella.

Over the past week, the former Two and a Half Men star has peppered the collective consciousness of America with an amazing series of interviews where he remarked -- among many, many other things -- that CBS had "picked a fight with a warlock," that he was a "b*tching rock star from Mars," and that "I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available, because if you try it once, you will die and your children will weep over your exploded body."

Many of these dazzling gems have already been repurposed on the internet in images alongside the requisite adorable animals, but courtesy of artist Chris Haley and writer Curt Franklin of the webcomic Let's Be Friends Again, we found a better use for them: putting them in the mouths of superheroes.

Conan


Wonder Woman

Batman



Enemy Ace

Cyclops

Superman