For those of you who are friends -- or enemies -- of Eddie Campbell, choose the caption that best explains -- for your amusement -- the bandage on the Maestro's noggin:

1. Thank you, Anne!

2. OK, it is a graphic novel...

3. Alan doesn't like you anymore.

4. Callum, I've decided to give you a raise after all...

5. The hats just don't fit like they used to...

6. Don't EVER stiff me for dinner again at San Diego, or else!

Or, better yet, make up one of your own!