Former students saddled with crushing financial debt: Now is your last chance to buy Diesel Sweeties socks featuring Defaultie the Loan Owl, as supplies of the limited edition footware are almost gone. Defaultie understands how hard student loan repayment can be in an economic downturn, and he recommends that you deal with your crippling debt by covering your feet and thighs with his face.

Also, check out the other socks at the DS store, like the Pixel Skulls, D20 Gamer Dice, and for any Nintendo player who ever stared into an 8-bit sky, Pixel Clouds. (Aside to Mario fans: You will never be able to unsee this.)