Disney/Marvel: The Editorial Cartoons

Although comics industry news rarely hits big in the mainstream press, the Marvel/Disney news have been covered extensively in papers -- including editorial cartoons. Most of them are very, very bad, highly unoriginal, and consist of Marvel/Disney mashups significantly worse than the ones I've seen on the internet. I'm going to simplify this list of cartoons by straight up telling you the punchline in the link, because they weren't funny to begin with and I'm already so, so tired of this meme.

-- The Hulk is going to sing songs!
-- Wolverine is going to sing songs!
-- The Hulk has to do menial labor like Cinderella!
-- The Hulk can't spell Mickey!
-- The Hulk steps on Mickey!
-- The Hulk IS Mickey!
-- The Hulk is Mickey, Part 2!
-- Captain America is Mickey!
-- Spiderman gets grabbed by Mickey!
-- Spider-Man is going to have sex with Minnie!
-- Spider-Man is going to hunt down people who don't pay Disney royalties!
-- This one is just Spider-Man in a Mickey Mouse hat Jesus Christ are you even trying?