In our recurring feature, ComicsAlliance writer Chris Sims and a rotating cast of talented artists imagine a finer world to bring you a look at the Best Comics Ever that Did Not, Will Not, and occasionally Can Not Happen! This week, Kevin Mellon (Zombie EP, Hack/Slash and the upcoming Deadline with B. Clay Moore) joins in for a rip-roaring holiday tale of supernatural warfare! Check out a larger version and solicitation copy after the jump!

G.I. Combat Holiday Special (1984)

Story: Chris Sims

Art: Kevin Mellon

Finding himself defeated time and time again by the perils of modern society, the villainous Klarion the Witch-Boy weaves a spell to take him back to a moment in time when he can change it all -- by taking over the First Thanksgiving and harnessing the magic of Plymouth Rock!

With the Pilgrims under his sinister thrall, Klarion warps the country before it even gets started, forming a new United States of Witchcraft and shattering the time stream! Now, there's only one thing that can stop him and save the world as we know it: The fightin' mad ghost of General J.E.B. Stuart and the crew of The Haunted Tank! Ghosts, tanks, witches and Puritans -- it's everything you're thankful for and more!

For more Great Comics That Never Happened, check out the archive of our past issues!