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ADHD’s Captain America Statistics Song Reminds You America Is Terrible [Video]

Independence Day. That time when Americans come together to celebrate our liberation from Great Britain, barbecue, and contemplate the depths of our disgrace.

That last one has been a little easier to process thanks to Fox’s Animation Domination High-Def, also known as ADHD, who’ve taken the theme song from the vintage Captain America animated series and replaced the lyrics with some shameful statistics collected from the CIA’s World Factbook.

Among the uniquely American qualities we observe this fourth of July are the facts that we’re ranked 25th in the world in math and 24th in reading. But don’t despair, my fellow Americans: we’re in the top ten for consumption of meat and gasoline!

Happy fourth!

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