There's no shortage of "Iron Man 2" merchandise circulating store shelves in preparation for the cinematic sequel's May 7 release, but there's only one item that can protect your files with faux uni-beams: The Iron Man USB jump drive.

The 4 gig jump drive is currently for sale at the Disney Store for $39.50, which isn't quite a steal considering 8G drives can be obtained for less than half that and a $3.75 "Iron Man 2" action figure costs even less. Aside from a few skilled customizers, however, most fans would be hard pressed to make a generic flash drive glued to an IM2 toy look this aesthetically pleasing or functional. If somebody wants to prove me wrong with an Instructables tutorial, however, please feel free.

Also, despite tagging this post with a "toy" label, since this thing's sold at Disney's site, I feel I should remind folks that it's meant for ages 3+ and has small parts that may present a choking hazard if swallowed - just like Shellhead's actual helmet and torso.
[Via Gizmodo]