When you're looking for an elegant utensil from a more civilized age, consider: Lightsaber chopsticks.

They're available through Amazon Japan, and my modest Japanese reading ability tells me that the red lightsabers are the Darth Vader version, the blue lightsabers are the Luke Skywalker version, and the shorter green chopsticks, naturally, are for Yoda. Grip your sushi like Darth Vader gripped that guy's neck when he found his lack of faith disturbing!

(Via Streetlevel)