-Still upset about the Star Trek reboot? Read about how Captain Kirk and Gene Roddenberry themselves debunked the idea of Star Trek canon, and why worshipping it made 'Enterprise' suck so hard. (Postmodernbarney)

-After hope emerged that our childhoods might not be raped again, the news comes down that the 'He-Man' movie will blow after all. (Topless Robot)

-A critique of Alex Ross's painted comic book covers, and why they may leave something to be desire in the imagination department: "Considering what's actually going on inside the comic book-which, you may recall, involved Batman being shot up with drugs while his back-up personality, an alien Batman from a different world, took over his mind and made him dress in a homemade rainbow-colored costume while he took a baseball bat to his foes, while getting advice from Bat-Mite who was also half alien insect for some reason-well, it's pretty prosaic, isn't it?" (Every Day Is Like Wednesday)