The next issue of "MAD" hits stands on March 23rd, and we've got an exclusive preview of two parody pages from the humor mag. As someone who just totaled a Toyota Camry, I feel a personal attachment to the first image, a parody of the "Toy Story" franchise and the acceleration problems that have been plaguing the previously dependable Japanese sedans.

The second image is one that you knew it had to happen: "MAD" taking on Tiger Woods, turning the much-discussed extra-marital love life of the golfer into a "Tiger Beat" parody that features the many, many, many ladies he's been linked to, and promising a chance to win a "Romantic Drive with Tiger" that looks like the punchline to the Toyota pic. Check out bigger versions of both images after the jump.