You aren't even reading this are you I could just say literally anything and nobody would notice because all you expect to see here is just some boilerplate introductory text about how this is the new theatrical trailer for Man of Steel the new Zack Snyder film based on Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster's classic comic book hero Superman and that it's actually pretty great and all that and you would be mostly right but you wouldn't even know that you were right or if I was talking mad smack about your mother like the worst possible thing anybody could say about your mother because you're not even reading this right now because hey it's Superman which I totally get it's chill bro.