The Dark Knight Rises showed us varied aspects of Bane's personality: Bane the terrorist, Bane the prisoner, and even Bane the love struck, tortured soul who suddenly went from being a terrifying, calculating and cunning main villain to a... sidekick, for some reason? But, likely because Christopher Nolan was attempting to avoid having the film run too long, there was one depiction of Bane we were robbed of: Bane, the disgruntled office drone.

Luckily, Chris Kattan and the folks at Funny Or Die have provided fans with a glimpse of a paroled Bane, seven years after the events of TDKR, attempting to forge a life as a telemarketer. And much like Garfield, Bane simply does not do mornings. Check out the video after the cut!