The Avengers, the upcoming superhero film based on the heroes created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, is getting plenty of mainstream media attention in advance of its May 4th premiere, including a recent bit on Conan imagining a series of "rejected Avengers." I can't say they're all comedy gold, but I also can't say I'm sorry I got to see Ghost Rider on an olde timey bicycle. Read more to see it for yourself.