It's pretty well accepted that small towns often hide the filthiest of secrets, and while I've been going through my archive of Bronze Age Archie titles over the past few weeks, it's become apparent that Archie's hometown of Riverdale is no exception. After all, as the man says himself...

...it's a dirty town.

So dirty, in fact, that there was hardly an avenue of eroticism left unexplored back in the swingin' '70s. There's depravity of every category in almost every issue, which is why I've taken the time to sift through the issues to catalogue the many, many sexual fetishes of Archie Comics!


Exhibitionism!

BBWs!

Foot Worship!

Threesomes!

Amateur Pics!

Bi-Curious Teens!

Spanking and Discipline!

Cougars!

Gender-Swapped Roleplaying!

Toys!

And even...

Bukkake!