Snoop Dogg’s ‘Oh Sookie’ Is The Ballerest Fanfic of All Time [Music Video]

I think it's safe to say that Snoop Dogg does not do things the same way that other people do them.

Take fan-fiction, for instance. Under normal circumstances -- well, normal for fanfic -- a writer comes up with a story and posts it on the internet for the enjoyment and/or mockery of a small audience. But when Snoop Dogg writes a fanfic -- a self-insertion fanfic about how he wants to get it on with telepathic barmaid Sookie Stackhouse, the lead character of HBO's "True Blood," no less -- it comes out as a three-minute hip-hop song with a full video featuring a tricked out cadillac, custom bling and a gang of rump-shaking backup dancer cosplayers.

That is just how the Boss Dogg rolls.

Check out the full (and amazing) video after the jump!

There are so many wonderful things in this video, not the least of which is the introduction of Snoop Dogg's Tru Nutz, which I sincerely hope becomes a real product like the officially licensed Tru Blood energy drink...

...but I think the most important thing comes from Snoop's lyrics:

Say Sookie, take this Mary J cookie

And roll with the Dogg vampires can't hook me

That's right, folks: Snoop Doggy Dogg is immune to the bite of the vampire. I'm not sure where he gained this ability or if it's just a side-effect of "smoking true bud," but I for one am going to rest easier tonight knowing that Tha Doggfather stands between us and the legions of Dracula.