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ComicsAlliance Reviews ‘Tank Girl’ (1995), Part Two
ComicsAlliance Reviews ‘Tank Girl’ (1995), Part Two
ComicsAlliance Reviews ‘Tank Girl’ (1995), Part Two
Chris Sims: Welcome back to what I am 100% sure is the most in-depth review of 1995's Tank Girl you are likely to find! When we last left off, Girls Tank and Jet had just gotten their namesake vehicles and discovered that Tank Girl's pal Sam was being held at some kind of post-apocalyptic bordello...
‘Rise Of The Guardians’ Delivers A Triumphant Team-Up Tale [Review]
‘Rise Of The Guardians’ Delivers A Triumphant Team-Up Tale [Review]
‘Rise Of The Guardians’ Delivers A Triumphant Team-Up Tale [Review]
The first time I saw a poster for Rise of the Guardians, I rolled my eyes so hard that I actually hurt myself. You probably saw the same one I did if you went to the theater any time last summer. The close-up of the Naughty and Nice tattoos just conjured up images of a Poochie-esque version of Santa Claus, cranked up to x-treme by a team of ad executives and accompanied by "hilarious" an
ComicsAlliance Reviews ‘The Mask’ (1994), Part Two
ComicsAlliance Reviews ‘The Mask’ (1994), Part Two
ComicsAlliance Reviews ‘The Mask’ (1994), Part Two
Chris Sims: Welcome back to ComicsAlliance vs. The '90s and our in-depth review of 1994's The Mask, starring Jim Carrey, Cameron Diaz and a healthy amount of mid-90s CGI. When we last left off, our pal Stanley Ipkiss was in a heap of trouble, with the police investigating him and a bunch of crooks after his alter-ego...
‘Twilight: Breaking Dawn, Part 2′ Is Completely Insane And Actually Worth Watching. Seriously.
‘Twilight: Breaking Dawn, Part 2′ Is Completely Insane And Actually Worth Watching. Seriously.
‘Twilight: Breaking Dawn, Part 2′ Is Completely Insane And Actually Worth Watching. Seriously.
Before she stepped down as ComicsAlliance's Editor-In-Chief, Laura Hudson -- the chief architect of my misery over the past three years -- made one final edict. When Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 was released, I would be required to finish what I started and write a review for ComicsAlliance...
ComicsAlliance Reviews ‘The Mask’ (1994), Part One
ComicsAlliance Reviews ‘The Mask’ (1994), Part One
ComicsAlliance Reviews ‘The Mask’ (1994), Part One
Chris Sims: Hello everyone, and welcome to ComicsAlliance vs. The '90s, our in-depth review series on some of the films of that era based on independent superheroes. Today, we're heading back to 1994 for a sssssssmmmmmokin' review of The Mask starring Jim Carrey...
ComicsAlliance Reviews ‘The Rocketeer’ (1991), Part Two
ComicsAlliance Reviews ‘The Rocketeer’ (1991), Part Two
ComicsAlliance Reviews ‘The Rocketeer’ (1991), Part Two
Chris Sims: Welcome back to ComicsAlliance vs. the '90s and our review of 1991's The Rocketeer! When we last left off, the daring Cliff Secord was about to jetpack his way across Los Angeles to save his girlfriend, Jenny, who was unknowingly in the clutches of the evil Timothy Dalton...
‘Wreck-It Ralph’ Has More Candy-Related Content Than You May Have Expected [Review]
‘Wreck-It Ralph’ Has More Candy-Related Content Than You May Have Expected [Review]
‘Wreck-It Ralph’ Has More Candy-Related Content Than You May Have Expected [Review]
Can we all take a minute to reflect on how awesome it is that there's a Disney movie about John C. Reilly and Sarah Silverman drift-racing their way through video games that's out right now? Seriously, that is a thing that has actually happened and not just some weird dream where fourteen things that I'm really into come together to form a major motion picture...
ComicsAlliance Reviews ‘The Rocketeer’ (1991), Part One
ComicsAlliance Reviews ‘The Rocketeer’ (1991), Part One
ComicsAlliance Reviews ‘The Rocketeer’ (1991), Part One
Chris Sims: Hello everyone, and welcome to the first installment of ComicsAlliance vs. The '90s! We asked for your votes on what our next series of movie reviews should be, and as usual, you decided to heap on the suffering by pitting us against a series of blockbusters based on indie comics from the '90s...
ComicsAlliance Reviews ‘BloodRayne’ (2005), Part Two
ComicsAlliance Reviews ‘BloodRayne’ (2005), Part Two
ComicsAlliance Reviews ‘BloodRayne’ (2005), Part Two
Chris Sims: Welcome back to ComicsAlliance's extra-spoooooky review of BloodRayne, everyone, where we're mostly terrified that this movie actually exists. When we last left off, our half-vampire heroine had been rescued from an exceptionally horny Meat Loaf in a scene that I cannot believe was really put on film...
ComicsAlliance Reviews ‘BloodRayne’ (2005), Part One
ComicsAlliance Reviews ‘BloodRayne’ (2005), Part One
ComicsAlliance Reviews ‘BloodRayne’ (2005), Part One
Chris Sims: Hello everyone, and welcome to a very special installment of CA's movie review series! We've counted the votes and are prepared to launch into a series of reviews on the '90s independents, but before we do that, we wanted to do something a little spoooooky for Halloween...

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