Prostitution

It's been a rough couple of weeks for snacks with vague connections to the world of comics. Hot on the heels of Hostess shutting down and denying us any further crime-fighting through fruit pies, Bazooka Gum has rebranded, going with a new design that "takes visual cues from comic books and skateboard culture and graffiti," but ditches the actual comic strips that have been part of the

We''ll forgo the tired jokes about geeks and sex and the obstacles typically associated with connecting those two things and just tell you that in the near future there will be a place people can go to have sex with prostitutes dressed up like science fiction characters...