Real Life Superheroes

Man, people are really picking up on this Real Life Superhero thing. Not that I blame them -- the idea that real people would actually don costumes and attempt to fight crime despite having no "powers" or even "skills" is this weird combination of comic fan wish fulfillment and self-endangerment that feels a little like watching a giant spandex car crash...

So there's this guy -- in real life-- who decided to dress up a superhero and try to stop crime, and no, this isn't the plot to Kick-Ass. He calls himself "Shadow Hare" and he and his friends actually dress up in spandex, conceal their identities with masks, carry tasers, pepper spray, and handcuffs, and make citizen arrests...