The Ballad of ‘Watchmen’s’ Hollis Wadsworth Mason, Jr.
Before Adam WarRock arrived on the scene, songs about superheroes used to be a thing of camp. A few of them were outstanding -- like The Ramones's cover of the 1966 Spider-Man cartoon theme song -- but most are embarrassingly bad, like Vanilla Ice's "Ninja Rap" from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze...