Tintin movie, Stephen Spielberg, Leonardo DiCaprio, April Fools

Blistering Barnacles! Tintin on the Big Screen!
Dunno how I missed this one (actually I do, I was on vacation and having wi-fi problems), but did anyone see the Tintin movie article on AOL Money & Finance? I briefly got all excited, envisioning an early-1980s Spielberg spectacle along the lines of Raiders of the Lost Ark, adapting Flight …