Tintin movie, Stephen Spielberg, Leonardo DiCaprio, April Fools

Blistering Barnacles! Tintin on the Big Screen!
Blistering Barnacles! Tintin on the Big Screen!
Blistering Barnacles! Tintin on the Big Screen!
Dunno how I missed this one (actually I do, I was on vacation and having wi-fi problems), but did anyone see the Tintin movie article on AOL Money & Finance? I briefly got all excited, envisioning an early-1980s Spielberg spectacle along the lines of Raiders of the Lost Ark, adapting Flight 714 or Tintin in Tibet, with fantastic location shots and killer action. Bu...