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"Deadpool Corps" #1
Marvel Comics

Story: Victor Gischler
Pencils: Rob Liefeld
Inks: Adelso Corona
Colors: Matt Yackey

Price: $3.99

Percentage of panels in which feet are shown: 19%

Percentage of panels including visible grimacing: 17%

Above percentage adjusted for characters in full-face masks: 73%

On the off chance that you were wondering if Rob Liefeld was still drawing women whose waists are narrower than their heads and weapons that aren't so much "held" as "floating near clenched fists"...

...the answer is yes.