So every week I have to come up with an introduction about how there are new comics this week. It took me longer than I thought, but I am officially out of ideas. My only choice for the intro was to talk about how I had no ideas for the intro. I'm sorry, this never happens to me. I've sunk so low. What's next? Am I going to start just cutting and pasting the solicitation text for certain books when I can't come up with anything to say? Uh....

AVENGERS CLASSIC #2 cover

AVENGERS CLASSIC #2

First you get a Kirby Avengers classic. Then you get a back-up story by Dwayne McDuffie (of the unbeatable Justice League Cartoon) and Mike Oeming. And you get a cover by Art Adams. This book is the best value on the market today.

WORLD WAR HULK #2 cover

WORLD WAR HULK #2
WORLD WAR HULK X-MEN #2
WORLD WAR HULK FRONT LINE #2

I wait all month for the week when these books come out. The war in World War Hulk hasn't really even started yet and it's still awesome. We have so much smashing left to do these next few months.

THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD #5 cover

BRAVE AND THE BOLD #5

Waid and Perez are really, really kicking the ass out of this book. You should totally be reading this.

BATMAN: HARLEY AND IVY cover
BATMAN HARLEY AND IVY TP

There is so much good stuff in here that I'm just going to let the solicitation from DC do the talking:

"Paul Dini and Bruce Timm - two of the masterminds behind Batman: The Animated Series - join forces in this volume collecting the miniseries BATMAN: HARLEY AND IVY! Also included is the special: HARLEY AND IVY: LOVE ON THE LAM by Judd Winick and Joe Chiodo, plus a newly-colored story from BATMAN BLACK AND WHITE VOL. 2!"

BETTY & VERONICA DOUBLE DIGEST #153 cover

BETTY & VERONICA DOUBLE DIGEST #153

I'm pretty sure this is the issue where Archie finally picks Veronica over Betty. Either that or it's the one where Betty gets her own page on MySpace and meets some unwanted admirers. I'm obviously talking about Jughead and Reggie and not those guys on To Catch A Predator.

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