Twitter’s DrunkHulk Somehow More Insightful Than Marvel’s Sober Hulk
Everybody loves a good comics-themed Twitter meme. From Hobodarkseid's once indomitable lust for anti-life (and crack) to Lois Lane's quirky journalistic commentary, there's a little something worth following for everyone. Now, in that proud tradition of meta commentary from fictional characters comes Twitter's most poignant philosopher yet:
The intoxicated Jade Giant has seen better, far more sober days of course, but somehow the intoxicated brute opines in his trademark broken syntax more effectively than his official counterpart.
He reflects on trips to the refrigerator:
"DRUNK HULK RELIEF TO DISCOVER BOX ONLY HAVE PUNY WHITE POWDER! AND NO ACTUAL ARM OR HAMMER! THAT WOULD FREAK DRUNK HULK! "
He discusses current events in late night television:
"WHEN NBC DONE SCREWING CONAN! MAYBE THEY DO SOMETHING MAKE OTHER 23 HOUR ENTERTAINING! LIKE BRING BACK THE NIGHT COURT!"
The green, alcohol-fueled Goliath updates regularly, interacts with followers and best of all, never reverts back into puny Banner. And unlike your booze-addled friends who wear out your spare futon every weekend, DrunkHulk never seems to have a hangover.
Let's all hope DrunkHulk sticks to the hooch and avoids smoking though, otherwise Marvel might just leave him off of trading cards.