Comics writer Warren Ellis -- he of Transmetropolitan and Fell and Whitechapel -- recently scripted 'G.I.Joe Resolute,' a TV-14 reboot of the series that played on Adult Swim. Topless Robot reviewed the cartoon, explaining that while lots of people complain about how franchise reboots have "raped our childhoods... this is the exact opposite...G.I. Joe: Resolute is like Warren Ellis made tender, passionate love to our childhoods, and he had an enormous dick."

Ellis himself was a little thrown by this -- which if you know anything about him, takes some doing -- and because this is the internet, a picture soon surfaced with a woman in a t-shirt that read... well, just look left.

Topless Robot demanded to know who this woman was and how they could get their own copy of the t-shirt, and because this is the internet, they soon learned that she had actually opened her own store to sell the design. It is available now for men, women, and children, although the idea of putting little kids in shirts that describe a forty-something British man sexing up with their childhoods is wrong in a great many ways, so do not do it.