Fred Van Lente is one of our favorite writers here at ComicsAlliance, so we were pretty excited when it was announced that he would be reporting for writing duty on an all-new G.I. Joe series for IDW -- and when it was announced that the team would have a new Social Media specialist codenamed Hashtag, and that no, that was not a joke, we were absolutely thrilled.

So thrilled, in fact, that we enlisted the help of artist Chris Haley to imagine a few more Internet-based G.I. Joe heroes (and Cobra villains) of our own in the classic A Real American Herofilecard tradition!

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