Worst Tattoos — No Regrets: The Best, Worst and Most Ridiculous Tattoos Ever
At Asylum, we consider the body a sacred temple that shouldn't be debased. On the other hand, a tattoo of a dolphin in a recliner smoking a bong is wonderfully stupid.
Hence our fascination with the new book "No Regrets: The Best Worst, & Most #$%*ing Ridiculous Tattoos Ever."
A "No Regrets" tattoo is one that would stop you cold if you saw it on a girl right before you were about to hook up. It could also disqualify you from being a sperm donor.
So enjoy, just don't get drunk and end up getting the same tat as one of these poor saps.
Note: The photo captions are from the book as well.
No Regrets
Chewy from Star Wars - Christina Sparrow
Bob Barker -- Tattoo Andy
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