Will Someone Please Make Me a Mother Box iPhone Case?

A Mother Box, if you aren't familiar with Jack Kirby's "Fourth World" comics, were the sentient PDAs of the New Gods: amazing handheld computer devices that could do just about anything. Basically, they were pretty much Kirby imagining the iPhone before the iPhone existed.

Given that there are about a billion iPhone/iTouch cases on the internet, and some great nerd-oriented customs, so you'd imagine that there'd be someone out there making Mother Box case mods, right?

WRONG
How is this possible? How has nobody made this? More importantly, can someone make it for me now? I'm taking my dream to Etsy, but if anyone else makes one of their own and would like to have it featured on site, drop me an e-mail or a note in the comments.

Perhaps someday soon this will be my iPhone ringing in my freakishly large hand.