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Of all the Marvel characters you could pick to make it big in Hollywood, Dazzler, the roller-skating mutant disco diva, probably isn't all that high on the list. And yet, according to legendary editor Jim Shooter, there isn't just a time when that was a pretty likely possibility, it's also the entire reason she was created...

Look kids, it's the TARDIS from Doctor Who! And... random body parts of Matt Smith floating in liquid flesh. Suitable for ages 5+, collect them all! (via Bigbadtoystore)

ComicsAlliance had a bit of fun with the idea of Monolith's Gotham City Impostors initially. What's a bit of harmless FPS action with a monstrously popular franchise to candy coat it, after all? It's not like the REAL Batman was picking up machine guns and the like to murder a bunch of clowns dolled up Joker style...

As unlikely as it may seem, a recently released pornographic parody of Star Trek: The Next Generation is an astonishingly good, big budget fan-film based on the classic television series. Featuring impressively faithful recreations of the sets, costumes an even technology seen in the original Gene Roddenberry show, writer and director Sam Hein puts forth a wholly acceptable plot in which Lt... R

Because we live in a depraved and decadent world brimming over with sickness and loathing like so much urine from a nightclub toilet, a group of young men and women had the resources to create and consume the approximately two dozen deliberately nauseating pizzas eaten or otherwise referenced by Michelangelo in the classic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles animated series...

Big ups to Andertoons for pointing out this awkward page from a 1966 Captain America coloring book. See a few more curious images after the jump.

Rejoice, cat-girl cosplayers and fetishists! Your dream of being a cat/human chimera is now slightly closer to reality. (via io9)

Finally, an accessory for the Thor fan who simply cannot go another day without self-immolating. (Via Newsarama)

DC Comics' Green Lantern franchise is so hot that pieces of it are literally on fire. Retailers received from DC's Senior VP - Sales Bob Wayne urgent instructions to unplug the "Green Lantern Animated Light Up Display" after one store's unit went up in flames...

In the criminal justice system, great power comes with great responsibility... Joining the infamous ranks of the alleged O.J. Simpson murders and the alleged Michael Jackson child molestations and the alleged murder of JonBenet Ramsey by her parents is Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark...