Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Robs Wendy’s, Local Pizzerias On High Alert
In this week's installment of news designed specifically to make your ten year-old self cry, io9 reports that a gun-toting Ninja Turtle robbed a Wendy's restaurant in Wisconsin. Of course, the official police report describes the robber as a man in a Ninja Turtle mask, but I think it's clear that after 25 years of glorifying the ninja lifestyle, the Turtles have finally given in to the darker sid