Staying Home from San Diego: A Con of One’s Own
Comic Con. It's almost here. Can you feel it? Are you ready?
No, of course not. You're not going. While all of your friends are packing bags and taking out second mortgages for the Nerd Prom, you're looking forward to a "What Not to Wear" marathon, nine bags of eviscerated pork rinds, and a desperate struggle to stave off the tears that well behind the glassy veneer of your bloodshot, d