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Bizarro Back Issues: Can Smoking Give You Super-Powers? (1982)
Bizarro Back Issues: Can Smoking Give You Super-Powers? (1982)
Bizarro Back Issues: Can Smoking Give You Super-Powers? (1982)
For a character who's so definitively aspirational, Superman sure has given us a whole lot of dubious messages over the years. I mean, yes, he represents the best that we can be and reminds us that if we do good to each other, every man can be a Superman, but there's also stuff like the regrettable wartime propaganda. And, y'know, that time in the early '80s where there was a story that was all about how cigars can give you super-powers. Okay, okay, not you. The person who actually gets the super-powers is Perry White, because it turns out that the best thing for you when you're in the hospital is to light up a cigar --- but only if Superman gives it to you.