Space Jam

On the off chance that you haven't heard the single most important piece of news of our entire generation, there may or may not be a sequel to Space Jam in the works that would star LeBron James. The jury's still out on whether this particular Shrödinger's cat is dead or not, with the news being debunked by ESPN just as quickly as it was originally reported, but one thing is certain: We will alway

About twice a year, I will suddenly be reminded of how completely insane it is that Space Jam -- a major motion picture in which aliens come to earth and threaten to enslave the human race unless Michael Jordan, Bugs Bunny and Bill Friggin' Murray team up to beat them in a game of basketball -- is a thing that actually exists...