I'm officially old. The kids in my neighborhood were lighting off some serious illegal fireworks last night. They were aiming roman candles at each other, running down the street carrying fountains, and I think they lit a trashcan on fire. I was all like "Man, one of those kids is gonna hurt themselves...maybe I should call the cops." Call the cops? I know I'm old, but when did I turn into a narc? Not to mention the fact that when I was their age I was doing substantially more dangerous things with my imported illegal fireworks. I went back into my house resigned to not calling anybody other then the pizza guy. Thank goodness new comics are out a day late this week so I can distract myself from lame old people things like saying kids are going to hurt themselves with fireworks and having terrible, terrible heartburn from the pizza I ate last night.

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AVRIL LAVIGNE'S MAKE 5 WISHES VOL 2
So. Now there are two of them. Is this a good thing? Or a bad thing? You decide!

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ACTION COMICS #851
Alright. Check this out: This issue features a special section presented in 3-D! I'm not sure, but I assume glasses are included.

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BLACK CANARY #1 (OF 4)
There is a lot going on with Black Canary this year between getting married to Green Arrow and sitting at the head of the JLA table. This mini-series comes out twice a month and should be pretty cool.

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THOR #1
Not a hoax! Not an imaginary tale! Not a clone! Here it is - the real Thor back in action. Written by the fantastic J. Michael Stracznski, this title will be at the top of your reading list in no time.

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PUNISHER #49
PUNISHER PRESENTS BARRACUDA MAX #5
It's like my birthday all over again! Not one, but two Garth Ennis Punisher books in the same week. And if you're not reading this Barracuda series, you'd better be waiting for the trade.

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