Nike Sides Against G.I.Joe with Cobra Kicks

The G.I.Joe movie comes out tomorrow, and while we've seen employees of the nefarious Cobra organization do some pretty ridiculous things over the years, they've never had their own line of shoes -- until now. Nike's new line lets you pick your poison: The traditional blue and red of Cobra Commander, the black cross-straps of conflicted ninja Storm Shadow, or the glistening silver of Destro, straight from his bald, chrome head to your feet.

(Via Topless Robot)