Here at ComicsAlliance, we've been pretty enthralled by the soap operatic saga of Life With Archie for nearly two years. Now, just when we thought we'd seen it all -- what with Veronica's father going insane, Cheryl Blossom's cancer, Dilton's Hulk Hogan-esque mullet -- things are about to get even worse for Riverdale.

According to the solicitations for this month's installment of the "Archie Marries Veronica" storyline, someone gets shot, and from the looks of the covers, it's going to be Dr. Clay Walker, the newlywed husband of Kevin Keller. Catch up on the drama in a ten-page preview of Life With Archie after the cut!Featuring a script by Paul Kupperberg and art by Fernando Ruiz, Pat Kennedy, Tim Kennedy, Bob Smith and Jim Amash, this issue starts with couple of pretty stirring covers and moves right into the "Archie Marries Veronica" storyline. Who would've thought those two would be having marriage troubles?

Well, that certainly doesn't bode well. Meanwhile, in the story where Archie marries Betty, things are slightly less melodramatic. On the other hand, there are holograms:

Even though the ongoing tragedies are at the heart of Life With Archie's appeal, I'm hoping Clay's able to pull through whatever happens in this story -- even if it denies me the chance of seeing Archie take the first steps in turning Kevin Keller into their version of the Punisher.