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Fashion: In the sumo wrestling arena, E. Honda has nothing on Batman and Superman. [Vancouver Sumo]

Something tells me that Spider Jerusalem would not be thrilled if he saw this thing. [Super Punch]

Practical: In space, no one can hear you scream. So when you're murdered and nobody finds your body for weeks, you're going to want to make sure you have interplanetary life insurance. [Dave Ex Machina]

Video: The Comics Reporter delivers a video parade rivaling almost any we've ever seen. [The Comics Reporter]

Comics: It took seven years to get to "Siege," but it took eight to get to "BPRD: King of Fear." Take that, Bendis! [comiXology]

Movies: If you really think that "Batman and Robin" is the worst superhero film of all time, you obviously haven't seen "Superbabies." [io9]

Spider-Man's alternate, taser-infused history [Lets Be Friends Again]

Conventions: Jim Lee's artwork for the Naples Comic-Con looks like an anti-breast feeding campaign started by SkyNet. I mean that in the best sense possible. [Bleeding Cool]