God, Green Arrow, you're such a douchebag. You're not only hiding your Hot Pocket from Wonder Woman in an insultingly obvious way, you're going to come clean as soon as you're done eating and make her one -- explicitly so that you can take a bite out of it. It's no wonder you got stabbed in the neck with an arrow by your wife on your wedding night.

Incidentally, "My Secret Pizza" by Green Arrow sounds like some sort highly confessional op-ed in a women's magazine, and if there's a double entendre in there, I'm not sure I want to know what it is.

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