Cast Party: Who Should Star in an ‘Operation Margarine’ Movie?

Gevinson's yet to play a lead role on screen, but she'd be a great match for Coppola, and perfect for the part. She looks exactly like Margarine, for one thing.

Fukushima is making a name for herself playing tough women who can handle themselves in a fight.

I almost gave this part to Christine Baranski, but that felt too obvious. I've always liked Edelstein, and she has a lot of class.

A Very Murray Christmas really won me over to Michael Cera playing dirtbags. I think it's going to be the next phase of his career.

The Waitress barely says anything, but she radiates contempt. Exactly the sort of thing Plaza was born for.

Ambrose might be a little too handsome to play this creep, but he does kind of have a trash-eating-possum quality, which is just what the role calls for.

I first noticed Eklund in the Soska Sisters' movies, in which he's played more than one stylish weirdo.

Okay, we all know Christian Kane's arms are a lot bigger than that. But he's got great hair for the part, and I just want to see him in more things.

Delevingne's always fun to watch, and she has an "over it" quality that I think will bring something to the role of Billy. Plus she'll look great with one weird eye.

The members of Hand Job Academy, a queer feminist rap trio, will bring some extra charm to these brief roles. As long as they're here, maybe they can do a song for the closing credits too.