People think jerks always get the girl (or guy), but as Joss Whedon's Emmy darling "Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog" showed the world, super villains don't generally have the easiest time hooking up.

Thankfully for lovelorn would-be-world-conquerors, Asylum has tracked down some personal ads that prove Craigslist may be a villain's most viable option for connecting with that super special someone.

From a Gotham City user on the rebound seeking a new partner in crime to a Metropolis Tycoon trying to overcome his unhealthy obsession with a certain Man of Steel, the posts remind criminal masterminds that the Internet is a perfectly acceptable place to meet people.

However, it's important that we remind our readers that online relationships should follow certain safety protocols. After all, not everyone is who they say they are. So before diving into the sea of electronic Mr. or Ms. "Rights," it may be a healthy idea to cross check their posts with certain secret origins. You wouldn't want to end up strapped to train tracks or a giant bomb on your second date...unless you're into that sort of thing.