candy

I've read enough adventure stories to know that every hero has a secret weakness. It could be as simple as the limitations of the human body or as specific as radioactive chunks of one's home planet, but it's always there, and it always presents a horrifying challenge when it's encountered. For Finn the Human, it's apparently a lack of control when it comes to putting candy directly into his mouth.

*This post originally appeared on CA on Dec 20, 2011 Christmas is a time for traditions. For some, it's all about stringing up lights on a Christmas tree and wrapping up presents to put beneath it. For others, it's spending singing carols door to door to spread holiday cheer...

Halloween is fast approaching, and that means that it's time once again to consider one of the most inexplicable "treats" of the season: Candy Corn. Try as we might, we here at ComicsAlliance simply cannot figure out why this stuff exists...

You know how every few years ANOTHER meteor crash lands on Earth to replenish the DCU's ever-dwindling supply of kryptonite, igniting a race between all the heroes and villains to obtain the shards for Superman's aid/destruction? Imagine how much higher the stakes would be if the stuff was delicious and glowed under UV light...