What If ‘Transformers 2′ Were a Bollywood Movie?

Because Bollywood He-Man and Bollywood Superman were by no means enough, now we have Bollywood Transformers. So far as I can tell, this is an Indian commercial for a car that turns into a Transformer, dances to Bollywood-style music and has a face that looks a lot like a first generation Cylon. If the only Transformers could resolve their problems with dance-offs instead of violence -- I can only imagine it would be a vast improvement on the Michael Bay movies.