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Adam WarRock’s ComicsAlliance Rap-Up: January 1-14 [Music]

Former War Rock Ajax co-host Adam WarRock is back at ComicsAlliance with a new bi-weekly feature summarizing the events of the past 14 days in one digestible "Rap-Up." That's right, every two weeks WarRock will deliver a full-fledged hip hop jam collecting CA's top stories and other current events with the lyrical fury of an entire multiverse to a cosmos-crushing beat by Mikal kHill. Check out Adam WarRock's first ComicsAlliance Rap-Up, complete with lyrics and links, after the cut.
Lyrics:
Ayo, I used to be the co-host of War Rocket Ajax
But now I'm on tour, looking for the big payback
Catch me on the west coast playing with Kirby Krackle
Cali to Tempe, las vegas to seattle
It's a new year, twenty twelve, plenty to talk about
Still reading those year-end lists that they putting out
In 2011, Marvel still was the top dog
That's great news for zombies, the walking dead and all
While the Justice League is selling out, the new 52
I mean outselling, so what's a superhero to do?
Maybe start a school like Wolverine,
Split with his team
And Cable fighting Avengers slid back from the Timestream
Cuz there's Hope for the future even if Avengers as nemesis
Assembling Walt Simonson and Brian Michael Bendis in
A future-past shock, like Kirby saving hostages
As if being the KING wasn't enough for his awesomeness
Christmas is over, no more red and the green
Cuz for me, reading Animal Man and Swamp Thing
And the future's so bright, that I gotta wear Shades
Looking to make my own name, like I'm Damian Wayne
And soon, Achewood's back, so thanks to Chris Onstad
I'm gonna have to toast a couple of crispy Stellas to that
And it's true, nobody knew, that on April Fool's
Utlimate-Spiderman is gonna be a Disney Cartoon
And in movie news, nobody understands what Bane's mumbling
Ask Warner Bros. if that matters when box office numbers in
Matter fact, Avengers, Spidey on your screen
Comics still in the movies, steady doing their thing
And true, Akira halts production, this is after
All the controversy over the lack of some asian actors
So they asked another writer to take a shot at
Still, I ain't too excited about this movie project ...
Parker's got the Score, Winter Soldiers at war
Batman & Superman back to Earth Once, More
And if it ain't enough that comics at your store is the deal
You can check some Fraggle Rock while grabbing a fourth meal
But me, I caught the flu, so I'm sick on the track
And I released a new single, so better go check that
New years, ComicsAlliance, What fun we having, son
Kidnap your attention like Green Goblin did Cooper Anderson
It's the rap up.....
ComicsAlliance Stories Referenced:
Comics Referenced:
-The Walking Dead
-Justice League
-Wolverine & The X-Men
-Avengers: Sanction
-Animal Man
-Swamp Thing
-The Shade
-Batman & Robin
-Parker: The Score
-Winter Soldier
-Batman: Earth One Vol. 1
-Superman: Earth One Vol. 2
Credits:
Vox: Adam WarRock
Beats: Mikal kHill
Logo: Kevin Church