Ok, I'm going to try and explain this in one sentence: Basically, there's a Bollywood version of He-Man where the lead character looks like he got pulled out of the Beastmaster series, although mostly he just stands there and poses while a woman with a high-pitched voice gyrates around him and men in $19.99 skeleton costumes dance nearby under a giant Tiki Skeletor head with pulsing red LED eyes while a creepy cigarette smoking man watches it all.