Welcome to Cast Party, the feature that imagines a world with even more live action comic book adaptations than we currently have, and comes up with arguably the best casting suggestions you’re ever going to find for the movies and shows we wish could exist.
This version of Flash Gordon rethinks the science for a new century, working in space-warps to allow interplanetary travel --- and as Ming's tool of conquest. But as in the original, Flash travels into space with Dr. Hanz Zarkov and Dale Arden, and becomes a hero to the people living under Ming's rule.
Chris Hemsworth as Flash Gordon
I would have loved to avoid known superhero actors, but there just aren't many guys who look like this who haven't already had a turn as a comics hero. But Hemsworth will get to flex different muscles here than he does as Thor, and he'll look great in the costumes.
Mary Elizabeth Winstead as Dale Arden
A science journalist, this version of Dale brings a lot of knowledge and wit to the table. Winstead can do all of that while making you fall in love with her.
Ralph Fiennes as Dr. Zarkov
Fiennes plays villains so often, but it'll be interesting to see him play an overbearing, reckless mad scientist who's also one of the good guys.
Brian Tee as Ming the Merciless
While he doesn't play a big role in their series, Parker and Shaner keep Ming pretty far from the negative cultural stereotype he started out as. That's something the filmmakers will need to work extra hard at. An actor with Tee's charisma and gravitas can only help make the character more interesting.
Mahershala Ali as Prince Barin
Ali really ought to play a handsome prince sooner or later, and one who leads an army is the most on-brand for his career so far.
Zoë Kravitz as Lille
Kravitz will leave an impression as Barin's surprisingly resourceful young lieutenant.
(Note, these characters don't necessarily need to be blue-skinned. Casting actors of color in roles where their real skin color is covered up is a common trope in modern sci-fi and fantasy movies, but one that Hollywood should move away from.)
Jason Stathem as Thun
Stathem has buit his career on displays of ferocity. I'd like to put him in lion makeup and literize that a bit.
Colin Cassady as Kugor
I'm sure Kugor will probably just be CGI, but honestly I'm nostalgic for the days when you'd just cast the hugest guy you could find and put a mask on him. Cassady is seven feet tall, and you can't teach that.
Nick Offerman as Prince Vultan
Rather than getting someone to do a Brian Blessed impression, I decided to go with an actor who comes at booming bearded masculinity from a different angle.