In our recurring original art feature, writer Chris Sims and artist Rusty Shackles carry on the noble comic book tradition of the imaginary story by bringing you the Best Comics Ever that don't actually exist! This week, we wonder why Bluewater's biographies are focusing on current stars like Robert Pattinson and Lady Gaga when they could be giving us the comic book life story of one of the greatest frontmen in rock 'n ' roll history... DAVID LEE ROTH!

But such is Roth's rock that any cover featuring his image would have to go above and beyond what other covers offer. That's right, folks: We're talking a wraparound gatefold.

Click through for the Hummalabebelazeebalahbop-Sized Full Version!

For more Great Comics that Never Happened from Sims & Shackles, check out the GCTNH Archive!